I'm slightly buzzed (okay maybe I'm underestimating it a little bit). Point is, this is the first time I'm writing a blog with not only absolutely no idea what I'm gonna write about, but I'm pretty sure I just shouldn't be writing period. Lets see how it turns out.
First off, Go Knicks! 18-24 is respectable for the fact that Jared Jeffries still plays almost 25 minutes a game.
Second, I love Stevie Wonder. If I had a baby with him would there be a higher risk of him being blind? That might affect my decision to have a baby with him. Probably not. As long as my baby could sing. Because God knows that I can't.
Third, I would like to apologize for something. I shaved about half of my beard off. I know a lot of people are going to be disappointed with me at this point. I was trying hard to look like Bon Iver, or at the very least Conor Oberst in a milk advertisement. At first I was like "hey I look like a lumberjack, I think I'll shave" so I started to trim away, then I accidentally lobbed off half of my moustache, so I had to go with like the extreme 5-o clock shadow look. I mean, it's still sexy, but it looks like I'll have to put my indie musical dreams on the shelf for now. I'll probably still attempt to grow a full beard for my birthday.
Fourth, "5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your sex I'll masturbate" has to be the worst line in any song ever. Though Kanye still kills it on that song.
Fifth, I think I'll stop counting and just go to sleep. Itd probably be a good thing.
Days Til My 21st Birthday (if I counted correctly): 32
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