and Crash, Crash, CRASH Into a Ditch. Just Playin'.

I've been really sick since Monday morning. Basically everything that could be wrong is extremely wrong right now (my brother felt like he had a pretty decent explanation for it). I'm feeling slightly better now, but not actually good. Moving on.

Let me start off by saying that I think somebody's been using my Youtube or something. Either that or Youtube just sucks at recommending things. Why do I say this? Because on the front page of Youtube there is a little section that says 'Recommended For You' and then it has like three videos under it that are supposedly recommended for the user, which is me. Well, the three videos that are recommended to me are a ten second clip of some girl's boobs bouncing (no I do not use Youtube for that!), a music video by Papa Roach (yeah, okay lol), and this video that not only completely baffles me, but makes me wonder how it could ever be recommended to anyone.

Keeping on with random things, I'm going to talk about toilet paper. This morning (okay, I woke up at about 2pm today) I noticed I was running kind of low on toilet paper. So I made a quick run out to Tops, grabbed whatever was on sale, and came back. Finally, when I got to using my my new purchase, I realized that I had bought 3-ply toilet paper. THREE PLY! I didn't even know how to feel about this. I mean, I'm all about keeping my hands clean, but I'm not really sure that the third ply was necessary. I decided to read the label on the package. It read: "Introducing New 3-Ply Quilted Northern Ultra Plush. Two layers of pillowy tissue for extra softness, and a third layer for added absorbency." I'm glad they painted such a vivid image in the minds of those making a difficult choice between their product and Charmin. I think eventually they're going to straight up come out with Ass Pillows. They just give you a full fluffy pillow to clean your ass with, and then you can wash and re-use it. Like a ShamWow. We can't do this all day.

I watched the first two episodes of the new Real World season last night. I'm fairly positive I'm not going to enjoy this one too much. And that's coming from one of the biggest heterosexual male Real World fans ever. Issues:

1. Lack of ridiculously attractive female. It helps me get through boring episodes.
2. Too many people in the house. There's eight people on the show this season instead of seven. There literally just isn't enough time to give adequate camera time to each person. In the second episode, the only people really shown at all were Ryan (the close-minded frat boy), Chet the Mormon (who I hate), and Baya (the borderline cute-but-gap-toothed hip-hop dancing chick).
3. Not to say transexuals still me make sort of uncomfortable... but yeah, transexuals still sort of make me uncomfortable. I was praying they'd put on a midg.. er, little person on before a transexual. Or a basketball-playing Asian.
   
4. I hate Chet the Mormon. Not because he's Mormon. Just because he's a douche.
5. J.D (the token gay one) is completely full of himself. This will lead to numerous of my conversations with other people going like this:

Me: I hate JD. He's a prick who is waaay full of himself.
Other Person: Oh no, you just don't like him because he's gay.
Me: Actually, I just think he's a prick. I'm fine with gay people.
Other Person: I know. But I think you secretly don't like him because he's gay.
Me: Okay. I totally hate people just because they're gay.



My Top Five Most Played Artists Last Week (According to Last.fm)
1. OutKast
2. The Doors
3. Underoath
4. Crystal Castles
5. Sublime

My Top Five Most Played Songs Last Week
1. OutKast - Da Art of Storytellin' (Part One)
2. OutKast - Da Art of Storytellin' (Part Two)
3. Crystal Castles - Vanished
4. Underoath - A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black
5. Underoath - The Impact of Reason