Yeah, it's been a while. I can't even say it like I'm busy. I really wasn't. I had a ton of time to blog. And I didn't. I should probably change the name of the blog to "Jay's Semi-Weekly Blogging Wonderland".
The snow has melted! I hope it stays away forever. I'm infinitely more jovial when the sun is out. Clearly why I'm moving to Los Angeles. Just to recount... shit I hate list...
Official Stuff I Hate Top 10:
1. Snow (the precipitation, not the 90's-era Canadian rapper)
2. Heights
3. Elevators
4. Brett Favre
5. Mayonnaise
6. Pickles
7. Waking up from sleeping when it's dark out
8. Gin (both the drink and the card game)
9. Rihanna's dyke haircut
10. Faulty vending machines
I've been going on a music rampage lately. Buy (okay download) The-Dream's new album Love vs. Money. Every song is a club banger. So far, "Walkin on the Moon" is my radio single of the year (I'm not exactly sure if it's on the radio yet, I haven't been listening, but it damn well should be). Sickest beat I've heard in a while. Plenty of other hot tracks on it too.
And listen to my boy Drake. He's gonna get huge soon. And then I can say that I told you about him.
Top Five Most Listened to of the Week:
1. The-Dream
2. Drake
3. Lil Wayne
4. Crystal Castles
5. Aphex Twin
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Monday, March 16, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Well You Know I Hardly Speak
Sometimes sleeping is overrated.
First off, watch Tool Academy on VH1 (yes I know, I watch too many reality shows). But really it's the funniest thing ever. Basically its like a charm school for complete and total douches. I don't really have to say much more about that. In a tribute to Tool Academy, I'm posting the Douche Off for your viewing pleasure. I'm legally changing my name to Chad.
Second, I'd like to thank God for giving me a nice sunny morning on the one day that I really couldn't care less, seeing as how I'm probably going to nap until the sun goes down. You're still my boy, though.
Can it just be the summer yet? I know I just complained about the snow, but really, it sucks. And school and stuff has me so beat already that I just want to get out of here. I really just need more sun.
Maybe I should just sleep and forget about the blogging for now.
-Ciao, Jay
First off, watch Tool Academy on VH1 (yes I know, I watch too many reality shows). But really it's the funniest thing ever. Basically its like a charm school for complete and total douches. I don't really have to say much more about that. In a tribute to Tool Academy, I'm posting the Douche Off for your viewing pleasure. I'm legally changing my name to Chad.
Second, I'd like to thank God for giving me a nice sunny morning on the one day that I really couldn't care less, seeing as how I'm probably going to nap until the sun goes down. You're still my boy, though.
Can it just be the summer yet? I know I just complained about the snow, but really, it sucks. And school and stuff has me so beat already that I just want to get out of here. I really just need more sun.
Maybe I should just sleep and forget about the blogging for now.
-Ciao, Jay
Sunday, January 25, 2009
I've Been Trying to Get Back to the Center
There are some days that I wish I had something that I could rationally blog about. Oh well.
I'll start off with the snow. I know this is an old story for many fellow Western New Yorkers... but I'm going to break this down to its most simplistic form: Why the hell does anybody live here? Driving anywhere is a constant death trap. Every time you go outside it's like a fifteen minute preparation. Don't even get me started about scraping off your car. I actually carry two snow brushes in my car (so me and the passenger can go at the Impala like The Wonder Twins). And it's more expensive to live here too (than the South)! I know I'm another one of those people who constantly say "When I grow up I'm going to move down South"... but when I get out of school I'm freakin' moving down South!
And to make it worse is the fact that I really don't find anything remotely redeeming about snow. I don't snowboard, ski or snowmobile. I'm not a super good snowball maker (though I can chuck them pretty decently). I secretly wish that every paper snowflake that I've ever made was actually a ninja star. I don't even like making snowmen. In fact, "Frosty the Snowman" is in my bottom three least favorite Christmas songs.
Even though I know that I'm better off now, I kind of missed when I was poor. I recently received my school loan check, but for the past two weeks I was living off of like twelve bucks. I was figuring out ways not to drive to anything. I basically lived off of Easy Mac and angel hair spaghetti. I couldn't buy any drinks, had to mooch alcohol, basically only drank tap water (which I really don't have a problem with, besides that I miss out on Riptide Rush). I'd have to make decisions like "Can I afford toilet paper or should I skip out on buying shampoo for a day or two?" When I shoveled my grandmother's driveway and she gave me a twenty for my services the first song I listened to was "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. I'm probably strange for calling all of that fun.
ShamWows are massively overrated. I just thought I'd say that.
It's 1:04AM. Sounds like a good time to go food shopping. Hugs and kisses.
My Most Played Artists In the Last Week (according to Last.fm)
1. City and Colour
2. Kanye West
3. Junior Boys
4. Vampire Weekend
5. Girl Talk
Days Til My 21st Birthday Counter: 30
I'll start off with the snow. I know this is an old story for many fellow Western New Yorkers... but I'm going to break this down to its most simplistic form: Why the hell does anybody live here? Driving anywhere is a constant death trap. Every time you go outside it's like a fifteen minute preparation. Don't even get me started about scraping off your car. I actually carry two snow brushes in my car (so me and the passenger can go at the Impala like The Wonder Twins). And it's more expensive to live here too (than the South)! I know I'm another one of those people who constantly say "When I grow up I'm going to move down South"... but when I get out of school I'm freakin' moving down South!
And to make it worse is the fact that I really don't find anything remotely redeeming about snow. I don't snowboard, ski or snowmobile. I'm not a super good snowball maker (though I can chuck them pretty decently). I secretly wish that every paper snowflake that I've ever made was actually a ninja star. I don't even like making snowmen. In fact, "Frosty the Snowman" is in my bottom three least favorite Christmas songs.
Even though I know that I'm better off now, I kind of missed when I was poor. I recently received my school loan check, but for the past two weeks I was living off of like twelve bucks. I was figuring out ways not to drive to anything. I basically lived off of Easy Mac and angel hair spaghetti. I couldn't buy any drinks, had to mooch alcohol, basically only drank tap water (which I really don't have a problem with, besides that I miss out on Riptide Rush). I'd have to make decisions like "Can I afford toilet paper or should I skip out on buying shampoo for a day or two?" When I shoveled my grandmother's driveway and she gave me a twenty for my services the first song I listened to was "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. I'm probably strange for calling all of that fun.
ShamWows are massively overrated. I just thought I'd say that.
It's 1:04AM. Sounds like a good time to go food shopping. Hugs and kisses.
My Most Played Artists In the Last Week (according to Last.fm)
1. City and Colour
2. Kanye West
3. Junior Boys
4. Vampire Weekend
5. Girl Talk
Days Til My 21st Birthday Counter: 30
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