Well...

Well shit. It's been like a week since I checked in. So lets just get back into the swing of my rambling.

Overall, the funniest sports-related story of the year thus far.
Everything about this story makes me laugh, especially the little head-to-head picture lineup they gave. I'm surprised they didn't give some shit like:

Joe Sakic

• 5'11"
• 195 lbs.
• 39 years old
• 2001 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner

Toro CCR 2450 GTS Snowblower

• 4'6"
• 200 lbs.
• 3 years old (refurbished by manufacturer)
• single-stage gas engine

Seriously, you want to feel smarter? Keep reading the sports news:

Derrick Rose needs 10 stitches from cutting an apple

Through and through, Derrick Rose has been my boy since he was playing high school ball. But Jesus y Jose y Maria Christo, REMEMBER THAT YOU LEFT A KNIFE IN YOUR BED!

There we go, I just made a "stupid athletes" section and didn't even say anything about the person whose name rhymes with... Flaxico.


In the meantime, do yourself a favor and listen to my Ultimate 100 Playlist. You're going to love half of it, hate a quarter of it, and get extremely intoxicated off the final 25%. Trust me. Just don't drive after. It's a felony, kids.

Or just listen to:
Broken Social Scene - Almost Crimes
Asher Roth - Roth Boys
Wale - W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E
Atmosphere - Dreamer
Alexisonfire - Polaroids of Polar Bears