It's Kinda Crazy Right

I'm slightly buzzed (okay maybe I'm underestimating it a little bit). Point is, this is the first time I'm writing a blog with not only absolutely no idea what I'm gonna write about, but I'm pretty sure I just shouldn't be writing period. Lets see how it turns out.

First off, Go Knicks! 18-24 is respectable for the fact that Jared Jeffries still plays almost 25 minutes a game.

Second, I love Stevie Wonder. If I had a baby with him would there be a higher risk of him being blind? That might affect my decision to have a baby with him. Probably not. As long as my baby could sing. Because God knows that I can't.

Third, I would like to apologize for something. I shaved about half of my beard off. I know a lot of people are going to be disappointed with me at this point. I was trying hard to look like Bon Iver, or at the very least Conor Oberst in a milk advertisement. At first I was like "hey I look like a lumberjack, I think I'll shave" so I started to trim away, then I accidentally lobbed off half of my moustache, so I had to go with like the extreme 5-o clock shadow look. I mean, it's still sexy, but it looks like I'll have to put my indie musical dreams on the shelf for now. I'll probably still attempt to grow a full beard for my birthday.

Fourth, "5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your sex I'll masturbate" has to be the worst line in any song ever. Though Kanye still kills it on that song.

Fifth, I think I'll stop counting and just go to sleep. Itd probably be a good thing.

Days Til My 21st Birthday (if I counted correctly): 32

Playin' Number Six, Show Business is My Ish

Been a couple days. Good news? I'm feeling healthier. Possibly even spry. Bad news? I just drank a raw egg. Moving on...

In other news, the Arizona Cardinals are in the Super Bowl. The Arizona Cardinals. Yeah, moving on...

The Knicks actually won a close game against Chicago today. The team actually looked slightly better than 16-24 today... they were like a solid 19-21. Yup, you guessed it, moving on...

I have three projects I'm sort of working on right now. The first is a video training montage of my roommate before his basement boxing match. The second is a video montage of my other roommate playing Halo 3. Not the actual playing part, but basically talking about other peoples' mothers over the headset. Both are guaranteed to be hilarious. The third is my rap album with Scott. The hilariousness of that doesn't even need to be mentioned. Needless to say, I'm staying busy with a bunch of stuff that will never ever matter in the grand scheme of my life.


Two new-ish-kinda rap songs that I love:
Charles Hamilton - Brooklyn Girls
Kid Cudi - Day n Nite

And somehow in normal Jay Shayy fashion (hearing a song, liking it about three weeks later, loving it two months later), "Green Light" by John Legend and Andre 3000 is my favorite song right now.

Most Played Artists in the Last Week (according to last.fm, which I've linked many times before)
1. Outkast
2. Crystal Castles
3. As Cities Burn
4. Kid Cudi
5. Common

Days until I'm 21 Counter: 36

It Has Never Once Chosen Me? Maybe You're Right

Last night I partook in a plan to kidnap one of my best friends. It was unsuccessful (his womanlike reactions somehow led to him pushing the panic button on his car). Moving on.

My Knicks beat the World Champion Unbeatable Awesome Ridiculous Only Going to Lose Four Games This Season Celtics last night. Just gloating a little.

Wow, I really don't have a whole lot to say right now.

I'll go with this: Third-Hand Smoke. That's right, apparently smelling like smoke is also harmful. Smokers are endangering their children just by wearing clothes while they smoke. And that lingering stale smell that stays in your hair or bathrobe... it kills babies. It says it right there in the article.

You know what else is harmful? The fucking sun.


Most Played Artists of the Week (according to last.fm)
1. Hot Chip
2. Crystal Castles
3. T-Pain
4. Vampire Weekend
5. City and Colour

Most Played Songs of the Week
1. "Keep Fallin" Hot Chip
2. "Therapy" T-Pain feat. Kanye West
3. "Alice Practice" Crystal Castles
4. "M79" Vampire Weekend
5. "Shining Escalade" Hot Chip


P.S. Somebody please tell me they saw the Sugar Bowl (Texas - Ohio St) today. #77 for Texas had the sickest mullet I've seen in like a year!

2010

Never ever have I been so sick of a year that hasn't even happened yet. If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch 34 seconds of NBA coverage on ESPN and you'll know. So far the 'Please Seriously STFU' sports topics of 2008 have been (in order):

1. Brett Favre
2. 2010
3. Roger Clemens
4. Brett Favre
5. Pac Man Jones


The Knicks suck. Seriously they're only 7-8 and I'm way more sick of watching them than last year. These are going to be two extremely painful years. Tim Thomas might be the worst, laziest player I've ever seen in my life. By himself he's worth about negative ten points a game. The worst part about watching them is that they are in D'Antoni's system, which is supposed to be a quick, exciting offensive system. The problem is that they get no ball movement and that they're missing a key component of making this work... NOBODY ON THE FUCKING TEAM CAN SHOOT!

I swear every episode of MTV's True Life should be called "True Life: I'm a Bitch". Except for the disease episodes. That's not their fault.

And Cricket commercials need to die. Or get slightly less busted female appearances.

Yeah as one can tell I'm in a great mood. I came back home for a few days and I have very little internet connection. This is causing me to go generally insane.

I'll be a little more clear-headed tomorrow I think. Or whenever I get back to this. HOV!