Showing posts with label Brett Favre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brett Favre. Show all posts

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Snow

I hate snow. Easily in the bottom 5 least favorite things in my life right now. I'll try to recount...

JAY'S LEAST FAVORITE THINGS RIGHT NOW:
1. Brett Favre
2. Slow Internet Connection
3. People who love snow
4. Snow
5. The fact that I enjoy that "Just Dance" song

You might ask why the people who love snow are ahead of the snow itself. Clearly, it's because not only have they made a bad decision to like snow, but they also have a complete disregard for the fact that they enjoy something in my top 5 least favorite things.

I just hate being snowed in. I hate driving, I hate snow... so when you combine the two it's just about my least favorite thing ever. Except Brett Favre.

Way too pissed off to write anything coherent or interesting.

So in the meantime read my new favorite blog ever Club Trillion. It's written by like the 15th man of the Ohio State basketball team, and it is absolutely hilarious. This is exactly what I'd be doing if I was put in a barely marginally famous position.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

2010

Never ever have I been so sick of a year that hasn't even happened yet. If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch 34 seconds of NBA coverage on ESPN and you'll know. So far the 'Please Seriously STFU' sports topics of 2008 have been (in order):

1. Brett Favre
2. 2010
3. Roger Clemens
4. Brett Favre
5. Pac Man Jones


The Knicks suck. Seriously they're only 7-8 and I'm way more sick of watching them than last year. These are going to be two extremely painful years. Tim Thomas might be the worst, laziest player I've ever seen in my life. By himself he's worth about negative ten points a game. The worst part about watching them is that they are in D'Antoni's system, which is supposed to be a quick, exciting offensive system. The problem is that they get no ball movement and that they're missing a key component of making this work... NOBODY ON THE FUCKING TEAM CAN SHOOT!

I swear every episode of MTV's True Life should be called "True Life: I'm a Bitch". Except for the disease episodes. That's not their fault.

And Cricket commercials need to die. Or get slightly less busted female appearances.

Yeah as one can tell I'm in a great mood. I came back home for a few days and I have very little internet connection. This is causing me to go generally insane.

I'll be a little more clear-headed tomorrow I think. Or whenever I get back to this. HOV!